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April 2009

Almost Everybody Poops.

If it weren’t so sad, I would have laughed harder at the headline. The boy is in a t-shirt and the diaper survived the night in the woods. At least that is what I think the comma is telling me. read more »

Sleepless in 24 Sussex?

Our great economist and fearless leader is kept awake at night because of the economy? Capitalism is a vengeful mistress. I guess the Socialistic bail-outs have been making Capitalism jealous. Or maybe he feels he is being unfaithful.

But why is our perfectly quaffed and immaculate leader having difficulty finding the zeds? Is it because he has not been entirely honest with the Canadian public? A relatively mild recession should not be cause for alarm, should it?

Harper has been criticized for being overly optimistic about the economy. So why would something that is going relatively well and looking promising, despite the hardships, be keeping him up at night? He says it is because he can’t really do anything about it. But he, along with Barrack “the Untouchable” Obama, have been giving money hand over fist to the ever hungry Capitalist monster. Isn’t that enough? Apparently it is nothing because that is what Harper said he could do to fix the problem.

Re-cap: Harper is optimistic about something he can’t do anything about but can’t sleep as a result.

I was not surprized that Harper missed the photo-op at the G-20 because he was “spending a penny.” It only makes sense because Harper is full of shit.

2 Kinds of Torture: The Benefical; and the Evil

Torture is wrong but there are circumstances where we will use information extracted using torture and situations where we will continue to work with people or countries that use torture.

In other words, we will allow others to use torture as long as it serves our desired ends. But when it is not beneficial to us, we want those terrible, despicable torture chambers shut down.

Makes sense unless you are a truly rational and reasonable person.

Liberals: Taking a Stand on Things that Matter Less

Of all the things that the Liberals could have or possibly should have voted against, the gun registry is the one that really sticks in their craw? Really?

Canadians have been wondering at what point the Liberals would be willing to take a stand. Now we know. you can take the gun registry from their cold dead hands.