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January 2008

*physics

Science is religion. And anyone saying “oh no, here we go again” likely views religion as an inflamatory, derogatory swear word, and probably has other issues to contend with. If you want to argue, fine, but you have to accept the basis on which my argument is placed. I set the ground rules.

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What is the purpose of science? To study, evaluate and learn from our environment.
Why do science? To better understand the world and make life better.

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Physics measures things. Science is not all physics. There is no possible way for one person to know everything about science. Even if science could explain absolutely everything, there is no possible way for someone to be able to read, understand and evaluate all the information available. Even if a person could possibly do this, the person would still bring with him/her their own preconceived notions and understandings and would taint the information.

Why would this imaginary person read the things the person does read? Why would this person place more emphasis on one experiment over another? Why did the person conducting the test describe it in the way the person did? Why was the experiment conducted the way it was? Which information was utilized to create the hypothesis and why was that information the information which was chosen? Where did the hypothesis come from? Based on what pre-existing information and understanding? Why did the pre-existing information and understanding make a difference when other information was disregarded? I could go on asking more questions about why this or why that? What determines something and not something else? What are the safeguards in science to ensure that there is absolutely no bias and that it is truly dispassionate? What keeps science dispassionate about science? Science answers many questions, raises many more, and is a question in itself.

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Science, if it is looking to explain the world, our place in it, the mind, our origins and so on, is not just science but it is metaphysics. Science claims pretends to be inerrant and onmiscience – except when it overrides itself and when it admits does not knowing something yet. But it will, oh yes, it will.

Metaphysics is the study of that which lies beyond physics. This is where religion is usually placed. But religion does not belong here.

Let us consider a religious idea. One that I hate, but one that is very useful. “God, the father.” God is not male in teh way we understand male-ness (if we actually understand the concept of gender, I figure no one does). But “male-ness,” as attributed to God, is a metaphor. It is meant to help us understand God.

For argumental purposes I need everyone to please assume that God exists (if you can’t pretend, then get the hell out of here because your mind is too limited). God is not male nor female, but God is called “the Father,” thusly making God a male. This metaphor begins to grow and become more than just a metaphor. It becomes truth. God IS male. Then we build upon this truth, developing other metaphors which may or may not extend and become entities themselves.

That’s ‘pataphysics.

This means that what once was physics is now metaphysics. What once was metaphysics is now ‘pataphysics. And ‘pataphysics is our world and our complete understanding of it. We have replaced all our understanding of the world for things which are not really what they are but what we once understood them to resemble. Now what the world resemebled is what we see the world as.

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We wanted orange juice but we replaced it with dehydrated space juice and now all we want to do is find some powder which tastes like Tang. But the pitcher is dirty and we are out of dish-soap, so we reach for the SunnyD which really is not that great but it will do in a pinch. But that is empty too. So, off to the store I go to get some dish soap and that was when I bumped into my Atheist Book Club (ABC) but I hate going to those meetings because they alway bring kool-aid and they insist that everyone drink up.

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Science is metaphysics. Explaining the world in order to explain the big questions. Science is not about answering how things work but rather to explain how “it all” works.

The only thing keeping science from being one of the big religions is that science does not know how to laugh at itself. It takes itself too seriously. Just like ABC (all caps).

The Golden Year

Rarely has there been an era in human history when war has not existed. The class war has always existed and usually ignored. It is time now, my brothers and sisters, to unite the working class. It is time that the class war erupt and explode, and it is time for us to meet on neutral ground. Outside of church, home, work place, and union hall, there are few neutral places where the working class can meet comfortably.

Our brothers and sisters who went before us helped blaze a trail for us and it is time now for us to heed their call. It is time to stop disgracing their blood, sweat and toil. It is time to stop pussy-footing around the issues and time for us to carry the torch. The gold crown belongs to all of us, and it is time for us to claim what is rightfully ours.

The gold crown is ours, and it is time for us to find someplace comfortable where we can meet, strategize and form a team. In the sixties our brothers and sisters worked hard to help provide just such an atmosphere.

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Maybe 2008 can be a year where real, perceivable change can actually occur or maybe it will a continuation of the imagined, pseudo changes of which every politician likes to say they are a contributing member.

Race, Gender, and . . . Pataphors?

Apparently race and gender are issues in the 2008 US Primaries. Not so much for the Republicans. They know what they need to see in a candidate – white skin and a pair of testicles. What they don’t know is which religion that person should subscribe to. That, at least, is a debate which makes sense.

Think about it for a moment. Which has a bigger influence on a person’s line of thinking – gender, race, religion or fashion? Any even bigger question, why does this matter at all? Even though it is a first for America, is it actually such a big deal?

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Gender is not an issue in governing – many women have ruled over nations. Why is this a big deal in America?

Race is not an issue in governing – people of all races have ruled successfully. Why is this a big deal in America.

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Why are these such big deals in the US? The USA is, perportedly, the greatest nation on earth. The USA is said to be the most advanced nation on earth and the most powerful. Why is it, then, that this supposedly fantastic nation is still hung up on the little things? Like whether or not someone has testicles and what colour are they?

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Maybe Americans are stupid after all. Maybe all their credentials, accolades, and self-congratulatory speeches are a sports car for a small penis. When the car crashes, and after the fire-fighters and police tend to the victims, the press heralded the crash as a victory for America because not all the occupants died. Safety and security are important and the crash rating was though the roof, literally. This crash is a wake-up call to all the foreign automobile companies who wish to take work from the American people. Work that provides food, money, entertainment, clothing, meaning, and sports cars which are all substitutes for something real. Think of everything you purchase as Tang, maybe the world will make sense then.

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American politics is an advanced case of herpes; those of last night’s hooker who stole your innocence and your wallet. Not only is she having her herpes taken care of on your dime but she is going to finally have that sex-change operation using your credit card. Everything changes after that the one-time exchange between you and that hooker. You will have the herpes and she won’t have a penis.

The State of Television (or Peg Leg Pedro)

There is a problem today, my dear readers, in the state of Television Programming. Some may say this has to do with corporate interests in what we watch. Some may say there is a left-wing or a right-wing bias. Neither of these holds any water. The problem with television is that it does not prepare anyone for the future or the present. The information provided is merely reactionary hog-wash.

What we need on TV today is to provide people with a means by which to understand the world we live in. The cartoons of yesteryear helped children understand the world and what was important. From Popeye battling the “Japs” (“Japs” as the title of the film I refer to labels them) to newer Sesame Street episodes which are now available on DVD (with the warning that these are not intended for children, or something similar).

The big questions of life are no longer addressed in children’s cartoons. Seventy years ago children were entertained and educated, and these two concepts were inseparable. The idea of edutainment is said to be relatively new, but it is at least as old as the colour cartoon. Without the educational value of children’s cartoons, how would they know what brand of car they would buy when they grew up? Watch the video, see how it is done, and then let’s lobby the television industry for more product placement in children’s cartoons due to its educational value.

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Tribute to the Crapper

According to some sources it was on this day (January 13th) in 1863 that Thomas Crapper pioneered the one-piece pedestal flushing toilet. I don’t know if this means he used it, invented it, advertised it, sold it, or what. But he did pioneer it.

As a loving tribute to the Earthly pastime, defecating, I present this video which also serves to pay homage to cleaning personnel of public washrooms. Without Crapper and without the cleaning crews all washrooms would be stiff competition for title of “The Dirtiest Toilet in Scotland.”

If you ever wondered, or cared, what the janitorial staff thought about their job then watch the video and hear their own personal testimonials.

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Bad Coffee Brewing?

There is nothing that ruins a relationship quicker and more permanently than a cup of bad coffee. That is why we say, when two people can not get along, “There is some bad coffee brewing.” Luckily, years ago, the researchers at Folgers Coffee began investigating this issue. They found the solution for marital quibbles and public “episodes.”

However, at the time of this advertisement, 1 in 4 marriages were ending in divorce. Now it is 1 in 2. Could this be linked to the problems of obtaining good coffee? Most people would reply with a resounding “No!” because there are coffee shops, such as Star Bucks, Second Cup, Timothy’s coffee and so on, everywhere. But could it be that these coffee shops are part of the problem? Tim Hortons coffee is only good in relation to the sewage you brew at home. This adds anecdotal evidence to the coffee relativity theory. Star Bucks is everywhere, isn’t that good coffee? Sort of, if you want to add milk and cream and sugar of all kind, diluting the actual coffee flavour. This is not good coffee, this is good soup or candy. Hell, McDonald’s coffee is better.

If you want to enjoy a cup of coffee, not merely have a cup of coffee, then buy the beans (organic and fair trade), grind them yourself, steep in a french press and enjoy. In so doing you will improve all your relationships, not just the one with your significant other. Really, truly, re-discover the mountains.

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This ad actually had me laughing out loud, but only because it was so damn true.

Destination Earth

Rhonda Byrne’s book “The Secret” has been a smash hit thanks to Oprah. The problem with the book is that the author is trying to propose new ideas about success when the real “secrets” have been revealed long ago. The secret to success is not imagining, believing, and receiving. Oh No.

In 1956 the American Petroleum Institute revealed the real secrets to achieving goals and happiness for for everyone. The secret is Oil and Competition. All of the world’s problems can be solved by these to things. Happiness is found in the products. Security because oil helps run the military hardware to protect the skies and shores. Competition means more and better products. There are no perceivable problems.

This should be true for everyone. Oil in the Middle East should help make life better for everyone. Competition, possibly even over land in the Middle East, is always a good thing.

The big secret is, of course, oil which has brought a better life to all the people in the U.S.A! But the key to making oil work for everyone is competition!
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Yes, the real secret is not only a great source of energy but also the freedom to make it work for everybody. And if you have both of these things any goal is possible. It’s “Destination Unlimited!”

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Oil; greasing the gears of capitalism.
Competition; ensuring your happiness as the earth is raped and pillaged.

Lust-less beer?

It was a simpler time when men dressed snappily; When single men went to fancy restaurants for a beer; When women noticed you for your classy red suit jacket with a maple leaf; When a single beer could fill two champagne glasses; When fancy restaurants served beer in stubby necked bottles; When the word “adventure” could be used to refer to having a beer alone in a fancy restaurant; When Labatts was considered new.

When you have a Labatts, you have an adventure.
Canadian Lite, that’s Labatts.
It’s a great new taste in beer.
Enjoy import quality at USA prices.
Have an adventure, have a Labatts.

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I never figured that “import quality” meant getting shitty tasting beer as I would in the USA.

The Dynamic City

Cities are supposed to be dynamic; growing, changing, shifting, and adapting. Out with the old; In with the new. Old buildings, ones with character elements, are not just old, they are obsolete. Bring them down, build new modern buildings. Modern by today’s standards. Obsolete by tomorrow’s. Bigger, better, newer, and shinier. Unless shiny is no longer in style.

In the two videos linked below are parts I & II of “The Dynamic American City” from the United States Chamber of Commerce. Praise, heaps and heaps of praise, for urban sprawl and historic building demolition. Hallelujah for stainless steal, aluminum, and big box stores everywhere.

Horse and buggies may have help shape architecture and city planning in the past, but now it is cars. Hurray for the automobile! Now we have a reason to tear down and, from the ashes and concrete debris, re-build. And parking garages . . . where to begin? Praise be to Ford!

Tired of your city looking quaint and historic? Sick to death of looking at buildings which inspire? The wrecking ball may not be able to tear the building down with one thrust, but the sexual tension built up over years of looking at romantic, picturesque, and impressive buildings will be relieved by the repetitious motion of the ball and crane.

From now on we shall be seeing much demolition. The first step to making our cities better places to work, better places to live. It will take great effort, and real leadership, but as people we can do the jobs. And, as we see here the rubble at the feet of Columbus, let us remember that the continent is still before us.

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Cities were designed for horses and carriages; re-designed for automobiles; and now I am left scratching my head wondering “Where is the Segway Scooter?” Progress, you move too slow.

The Truth About Taxes

Everything in the US ideology, it has been said, needs to be compressed to less than 3 seconds in order to allow for proper consumption. I think that is too generous. 3 words or 3 syllables. For example:

U – S – A
O – bam – a
Hil – ar – y
Huck – a – bee
Support – Our – Troops
Bring – Them – Home
Read – My – Lips
No – New – Taxes

But this was not always so. Consider the following Republican campaign film from 1940 urging Americans to stop the New Deal, lower taxes, stop government spending except where the military is concerned. Where the military is concerned, ahem, “Raise – Our – Taxes” or “Support – Our – Troops.” (Not quoting from the video, just thought it fit in, and it does.) If I am right, and I am, then you will agree that neither Americans or Canadians would really care much for the length of the video. Especially during prime-time or before a movie in the theatre.

Since using the embedding feature from the Internet Archives appears to be rather unworkable right now, I would suggest visiting the site and watching it there. Download it if you like, it is public domain.

When we relax and seek pleasure and entertainment, Mr. Taxes always joins us. And, we must pay for him too!

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Health, education and welfare are all things we can live without. But it is essential that the military keeps us free to choose not to have those things.