Being Drunk, the closest thing to Utopia.

So it appears that Progressive Bloggers now are talking about terrorists. But they are not talking about the big news of the day.

The Conservative Budget passed with unanimous consent.

Why is this news even though it would likely have passed because the Bloc would have supported it anyway?

Are the Conservatives afraid of being told that they were being propped up by “seperatists” like they accused the Liberals?

Are the Conservatives scared of negative publicity when the NDP speak to the media about the vote? The vote that did not happen?

Specifically, are they afraid that because the main stream media is boycotting them that the opposition would be able to sink their teeth in?

This is news. The Conservatives are playing hardball while the Liberals, NDP and the Bloc are still striking out while playing tee-ball. It seems that while the Conservatives are getting to know the insides of their assholes the Opposition is still trying to learn what makes a finger fing.

And everyone is asleep at the switch. Crying foul over the proposed gay-marriage debate. Or lamenting the fact that Canadian presence outside of Canada may be drawing attention at home. Or that Harper is an ass. Or that blah blah fuck blah has now blah blah shit damn blahed during blah fuckity shit blah.

Where is the actual voice of Canada? Harper claims to hear it. The Blogging Tories claim to be it. But each of these has their own agenda. And the ProgBloggers are no different.

Maybe I will give up on politics and the Canadian system and focus on the love of my life right now.

Oh, Holly Golightly I love you.

And the Canadian ideal is a dream, a figment of the imagination, a smoke-screen, and a dim light of hope that only exists in drug-induced hallucinations. I had hoped for something greater than that which is. That is only possible after 5 beers, 4 shots, several gin and tonics and far too many coke and ryes. Maybe a nice neat single malt scotch to start the ball rolling.

But then I would be throwing up with my right cheek keeping cool by pressing against the porcelain toilet. And that is how I feel about our system, our politicians and the Canadian public. I have seen more interesting things spew from my mouth involuntarily and then dribble onto my shirt.

[Editor's Note: I missed this post. But the silence is destroying what I my Ipod earphones have not yet been able to.]