The Poor Persecuted Conservatives and their MSM Masters

Conservatives know shit-all about media. Liberals, the NDP, the Bloc and the Greens may know just as much. But Conservatives know shit-all. First off, NealeNews is a conservative news aggregator. And who does Neale News site as being “news”? None other than Small Brained Animals. The reason for this is because CTV made a mistake. Whether it is intentional or not is beside the point. SDA claims that it was a “Freudian slip” when the author of the CTV site wrote something to the effect of suggesting that the Conservatives where going to make some ads that mislead the Canadian people. But this is not news. Of course the media is slanted one way or another. I don’t hear the Conservatives complaining about the Globe and Mail or the National Post. But the CBC or CTV? OH MY GOD!!!!

I mean SDA and others are “outraged” by the pictures of Harper that appear in the news. Supposedly someone hates Harper enough to simply make his eyes look more white than normal. If it was me photo-shopping Harper’s eyes I would make them glow red. Or I would add red-eye. But such is life. If you are a Conservative in Canada then you are a persecuted Conservative in Canada.

Case in point, if the Liberals have a picture of your leader talking to a separatist then it is a smear campaign in the worst degree. This is especially true if the photo was taken during a Holocaust memorial. Because if the photo was taken at a Holocaust memorial then it is supposedly off-limits. Get over yourselves. It is a photo taken where Harper is talking to Duceppe. It could have been anywhere. It could have been for any reason. Harper could have been asking for directions to the bathroom. It is a photo where Harper and Duceppe were sharing a moment. Whether it was in reflection on the horrors of war or on the fact that everyone poops, it was still a moment. But Conservatives are a touchy-feely persecuted group and must be coddled because they still suck at their mother’s teat.

I went to the Blogging Tories and took a look around to see what else is being said about the “Main Stream Media” or, as it is classily called by the Conservashits, the MSM. And it appears they don’t like the media at all. But some are of the opinion that the MSM will “suck up” to whoever is likely to win.

The thing that intrigues me the most is that those who say the CBC is a liberal mouth-piece will also say that no one actually watches or listens to the CBC. Conservatives will also say that they are the majority in Canada (at least some do) but that the MSM is anti-Conservative. If the MSM is Liberal and Canada is Conservative why would people continue to get their news from a Liberal media that hates their perspectives?

The Conservatives know jack-shit about the media. They claim that anything reported about them is negative; that images of their illustrious leader are photo-shopped; and that the media caters to who is projected as winning.

According to the Conservative perspective news and commentary are the same thing. Neale News confirms this by posting a link to SDA as being news. This blurred line is the outrageous thing. Kate’s posts on SDA are not news, they are commentary on news and the news reporters. Albeit very biased, Kate has the right to post her comments. But because here comments are commentary, they are not news. But bitch bitch bitch, the MSM is evil. But only when it says something or appears to say something against what you believe.

So what has come out of the alleged “photo-shot scandal”? Or of the “Liberal Conspiracy to Yell at the US”? Nothing. It was not news. It will not be news. And if it was news it does not do or change anything. But that does not change anything. Yelling and screaming at the MSM is not news any more than The Experiment is news.

If Small Dead Animals is news then the greatest news source is Small Dead Animals V2.0. The original SDA is an ugly looking blog. V2.0 is much better to look at, more interesting, and actually has something to say even if it is using Kate’s own words. But, alas, the Conservashits know shit-all about news and the news media. They just know how to whine and bitch. I just wish someone could teach them to suck it up. The least they could do is explain, in human terms, why they think they are right rather than why complaining. At least then we may have a dialogue about their ideas. As long as they bitch and complain about photo-shopped eyes that were not photo-shopped, or a typo here or there they will continue being those arrogant, self-absorbed, self-righteous, persecuted Conservashits.