http://a.rintrah.ca/2005/11/29/not-news-for-november-28th/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=not-news-for-november-28th of course you are archived Mon, 03 Oct 2011 11:21:33 +0000 hourly 1 http://a.rintrah.ca/2005/11/29/not-news-for-november-28th/#comment-23 marmalade •§• strange Tue, 29 Nov 2005 19:43:52 +0000 http://rintrah.ca/experiment/not-news-for-november-28th/#comment-23 [...] I nearly snorted my diet pepsi out of my nose when I came across this: “There is news and then there is big news. The news is that Paul Martin’s government lost a confidence vote. So now the politicians can stop climbing over and dry-humping each other and can unzip their pants and forcefully screw the electorate. But, apparently, Canadians want a dominatrix and a semblance of monogamy. Supposedly news agency and pollsters know what Canadians want, and that is a majority government. If these ass-clowns know what we want then why are they not running for office?” [...] [...] I nearly snorted my diet pepsi out of my nose when I came across this: “There is news and then there is big news. The news is that Paul Martin’s government lost a confidence vote. So now the politicians can stop climbing over and dry-humping each other and can unzip their pants and forcefully screw the electorate. But, apparently, Canadians want a dominatrix and a semblance of monogamy. Supposedly news agency and pollsters know what Canadians want, and that is a majority government. If these ass-clowns know what we want then why are they not running for office?” [...]

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