There is news and then there is big news. The news is that Paul Martin’s government lost a confidence vote. So now the politicians can stop climbing over and dry-humping each other and can unzip their pants and forcefully screw the electorate. But, apparently, Canadians want a dominatrix and a semblance of monogamy. Supposedly news agency and pollsters know what Canadians want, and that is a majority government. If these ass-clowns know what we want then why are they not running for office?
The answer is simple: They want to appear impartial.
So now the event that we all were waiting for and knew the ending of in advance has finally passed. So really it is not news. Before his government fell, Paul Martin was tossing a coin, maybe to see how he would vote. And to no ones surprise he was booed and heckled like any politician should be. But then again, this is not news.
The Big News: There is nothing new to report.
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