I love the news. At least when something is on the news that I would like to read or watch. If I don’t like what is on the news then I don’t love it. Right now I think I like the news. Maybe even like-like the news. Not that we are going steady or anything. I mean, the news is ok.
I really like the news when it has the Conservatives on. In my humble opinion, the Canadian Conservative Party is more fun than a bunch of guilt-ridden, closet homosexual monkeys in a barrel.
Much like a kitten on a hard-wood floor the Conservatives want to get somewhere but all they do is slip, slide and fall on their asses. This is not to say that the Tories are pussies (they are) but that they think they know what they are doing yet they don’t realize that all they are doing is spinning their wheels and having a hissy-fit.
For example, right now the Tories are wanting the government to stop Canadians from joining the Iraqi insurrgency. I guess that is not too unreasonable. At each recruiting centre for the Insurgency a Canadian government representative could stand guard. Or, upon re-entry into Canada, the border guards could ask if the traveler has recently joined any uprisings, insurgencies, terrorist organization or if they are now a card-carrying member of any of these types of groups. I can’t see any reason why this is not possible. Such a reasonable request for such a huge problem. There are at least none and at most 10 Canadians fighting in Iraq against the US. Those numbers are mind-boggling. I mean I can not even picture numbers so big.
What Mr. Stockwell Day wanted to know was why Paul Martin has not condemned the actions of all those people. Because, as we all know, if the Prime Minister does not like what you are doing then you will stop. If the Prime Minister condemns these people they will return to Canada with their tails between their legs and say they are sorry. Or else they will burn in Hell-fire because the PM Office has obtained franchise right to condemn
people to hell. The White House owns the franchise.
Speaking of goverments that follow through on promises, the Liberals have devised a system to prevent scandals like the one they are in right now. Regular All-Cock (Reg Alcock) has delivered his promise that this will work wonders and he has added a guarantee: other governments will follow suit. Do we get our money-back if he is wrong?
But the opposition parties think this is all a pre-election ploy. The funny thing is that everything a politician says is a pre-election ploy. The funny-ass conservatives just don’t seem to have the hang of it. They yell and scream at Dingwall over his expenditures even though they were legit (at the very least mostly legit). Even if they were not legit at least he brought more money in than he took out. But the Conservatives are little-picture people. And everyone know what they say about little-picture people: they are just little-people. (Not to offend any actual little-people by the comparison, I am talking about their . . . well . . . brains. Yes, their brains. Little brains.)
And speaking of petty, stupid, arrogant, immoral, obnoxious, idiotic, unreasonable, irresponsible and . . . my next post will be about the US.
